Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Thursday, September 19, 2013

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Friday, August 17, 2012

"I'm Fishing for Groomsmen" Greeting Card

A picture is worth a thousand words. After Tom Rent adds his comical captions, a picture is priceless, as you can see in this example of one of his many wedding-related cards. Check out Tom's groomsmen card by clicking on the card thumbnail. Here's what Tom has to say about his work: "I'm not much of an artist, but my humor gets me by. As you can tell, my schtick is adding new life to old photos by adding imaginative Comical Captions. Pick out a few while you're here. I encourage you also to customize the inside of the card to match your occasion. Your friends and family may just die laughing, and if so, I want the pictures. Thanks for visiting. TOM in Minnesota." Tom and I are both artists at Greeting Card Universe, which is the world's largest online greeting store. There are more than half a million cards to choose from and a thousand new ones are added each day. You can personalize any card, and GCU will even mail the card for you. I'm not as funny as Tom, so I don't attempt to write humorous captions very often. Tom has inspired me, though so I have a few in my store. Here's one of my cards I think is pretty funny, especially when you read the inside text. Here's a birthday card for a father from a daughter where I let the photograph speak for itself. Greeting Card Universe features more than half a million cards with more added each day from its designers. You can change the text and upload your own photograph to the inside of the card at no additional charge. Ship cards to your home or office, or, if you prefer, Greeting Card Universe will mail your personalized card to any address in the United States for only the cost of a stamp. It's easy! Click on the thumbnails to see the cards. The thumbnails open in a new window.

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Persian Cat Thank You Card


 

This is the text, but you can change it to anything you want to say.

"I can't
stop thinking
about ...
The purr-fect gift you gave me!
Thank you so very much!"




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Monday, November 14, 2011

Thanksgiving Turkey Humor Greeting Cards



This definition of turkey comes from Ambrose Bierce's "Devil's Dictionary," a book of humor.


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These cards are also available at Greeting Card Universe, the world's largest paper greeting card store. You can change the text and upload your own photograph to the inside of the card at no additional charge. Ship cards to your home or office, or, if you prefer, Greeting Card Universe will mail your personalized card to any address in the United States for only the cost of a stamp. It's easy!
Click on the thumbnails to get a larger view.




Thursday, November 10, 2011

Tuxedo Cat Birthday and Christmas Card Humor




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These cards are also available at Greeting Card Universe, the world's largest paper greeting card store. You can change the text and upload your own photograph to the inside of the card at no additional charge. Ship cards to your home or office, or, if you prefer, Greeting Card Universe will mail your personalized card to any address in the United States for only the cost of a stamp. It's easy!
Click on the thumbnails to get a larger view.

Monday, September 5, 2011

Haunted House Halloween Party Invitations

Haunted House Halloween Party Invitation postcard


It's All Hallow’s Eve.  Lost, we creep along a dark road toward a lighted porch. A chilly wind rushes past, dry leaves dancing in its wake.  We shiver.  Is it the cold?  Or is it fear?  A dog howls. We hear rustling in the bushes. 

“Hurry!”  We almost reach the porch.  My foot is on the step.  The porch light begins to flicker.  Behind us, the rustling becomes shuffling and scratching.  I turn to see horrifying creatures descending upon us, staggering, groaning, screeching, grunting, howling and hungry.  “Let us in,” we bang on the door...

People love to be scared.  Halloween is the perfect holiday to make you quiver and tremble with faux fright. Share your shivers by hosting a Haunted House Halloween party. Here are some invitation suggestions from the artists at Greeting Card Universe to get you started. Click on the thumbnails to get a better look.







Greeting Card Universe is the world's largest paper greeting card store. You can change the text and upload your own photograph to the inside of the card at no additional charge. Ship cards to your home or office, or, if you prefer, Greeting Card Universe will mail your personalized card to any address in the United States for only the cost of a stamp. It's easy!

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Happy Birthday, Bald Eagles


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